You Better Run.

You're Next 😉

So, last night, due to that absolutely wicked fucking wind, I lost power. And a whole bunch of weirdo shit (of course) ensued.

Apparently a tree went down. Whatever. It was inevitable. The. Wind. Was. Fucking. Insane. I was waiting for a tornado to land on my head. I didn’t sleep all night. Lights came on in part of my apartment and not all of it. It wasn’t the circuit breakers. It was just wacky fucking wiring or whatever. But whatever, I didn’t go to work because I had to figure out how to get this mess fixed.

I took advantage of being home and since the kids are coming back from school for the summer I wanted to get ahead of it all and I went on a cleaning spree while I was waiting for the electricity thing to get resolved. And the whole time I was thinking about all the stupid, contradictory idiocy that these conned cult meat puppets really truly believe, so tonight, before my much needed long, hot shower and bed where I hope to sleep like the dead now that my ceiling fan and TV are actually operational, I wanted to put as many absurdities that I could think of in one place. Because maybe people aren’t getting the big fucking picture of just how fucking insane this shit show actually is.

The only thing these MAGA dipshits want to do is talk about how high gas prices would be if Joe Biden were in office. It is either that, or calling them “patriots” and telling them that “patriots” don’t mind paying $8/gallon for gas.

Meanwhile, the conned cult ding dongs don’t even care. They agree! Simply because their orange cult king and his minions told them to.

Meanwhile, four years ago, they were running around, literally foaming at the mouth, slapping these stickers on gas pumps all across America.

Suddenly, it is STILL Biden’s fault OR they don’t mind at all because they are “patriots”, and they’re selling these other fucking idiotic stickers. We are capitalists after all, right? I’m telling you right now - if I see one of these on a fucking gas pump, I am going to emit a guttural rage scream that will be heard at least 50 miles away while jumping up and down and just spraying gas all over the place like it was a fucking firehose.

On a side note, rage does wonders for cleaning. I was fast and fucking furious. I got a lot done. Not that it matters. These zoo animals will destroy all my hard work within seconds.

Incidentally, I also had to meet one of my friends so we could switch debit cards. Monday, on my way to work, I stopped at 7-11 and my card kept getting declined. My first thought was “it’s happening”. All I could think of was when June in the Handmaid’s Tale goes to buy a pack of cigs and her card doesn’t work because in Gilead women aren’t allowed their own money. THAT IS WHERE YOUR FIRST THOUGHT GOES IN 2026 AMERICA. Luckily it was only because at a drunken brunch on Sunday with the girls, two of us just mixed up our cards, which I luckily discovered today when I pulled my card out at a different 7-11 but happened to see the name, which was not mine.

Easily fixable. This time.

Anyway, these are the stickers those dumbasses will likely be slapping on gas pumps across the country.

If I see one, I’ll be Winona Ryder in fucking Heathers at the end. Remember?

Actually. God willing, we will all be Veronica Sawyer at the end of Heathers when MAGA self destructs.

If you look at all the bullshit in one place, it is pretty obvious that these fucking idiots are absolutely fucking snowed. It is fucking astounding. I mean, look. We all know how cults work. We’ve seen it all before. But never on this level. Never this many people. They usually go hide in some remote area somewhere, steal all the followers’ money and just control and abuse them. Never in modern times has it been so brazen and out in the open. I’m waiting for them to start marketing Trumpty Dumpty Orange Kool Aid. He has been having alien/UFO meetings and teasing everyone. It would be lovely if they could all drink that orange Kool Aid and get taken away to Mars but we won’t be that lucky. But, hey, fuck it, right? We can dream. Escape fantasies are what will get us through this fucking mess.

One day, they are going to study this. If we even make it out of this shit alive, our grandkids will be asking us “what the fuck was wrong with everyone?”

The cult has convinced these fucking imbeciles that they don’t really need healthcare. That immigrants are stealing from them. That billionaires shouldn’t have to pay into social systems because they don’t use them, as if they don’t live in a fucking society with the rest of us. That they don’t use our roads or bridges or our military doesn’t also protect them and our government doesn’t work for them. They don’t have to pay for the salaries of their congresspeople. Or anything. Why should they? They can take care of themselves, right? 🙄

Actually, I’m convinced that for all the screeching MAGA dumbasses do about people identifying as furries and trans, that they actually identify as billionaires. And they really feel that the only reason they aren’t rolling in it and living their best lives is because an immigrant or a woman or a Black person stole it from them.

Just a theory.

They’ve convinced them that trans people are assaulting their daughters, while an actual accused pedo is sitting in the Oval Office. A tangerine demagogue that has no problem with sex offenders or pedos as he’s nominated loads of them to positions of power. To his Cabinet. To the Supreme Court. The Supreme Court that he basically fucking owns. With Clarence fucking Thomas cheering on the gutting of voting rights. They are not even trying to pretend it is something else. Honestly, they don’t care what you think anymore, but whatevs, right?

They are convinced that January 6th was a set up by the FBI and a Democrat hoax, and they see no problem with taxpayers funding the ballroom that their cult leader has been saying would be paid for by private donors for the last two years. Suddenly it’s fine that the cost of it has gone from privately funded $250 million to privately funded $400 million to taxpayer funded $1 billion.

These are people incapable of asking a reasonable, rational question. They are incapable of critical thinking. Anyone who asks questions has TDS, according to them.

They’ve been convinced they don’t want a Department of Education. They think teachers are indoctrinating their kids while they scream for the Ten Commandments to be thrown up on the walls of every school. They drag their kids out of school to avoid vaccine requirements and they homeschool them, too stupid to realize that they themselves are doing the indoctrination. They truly believe teachers are performing sex change operations at school. They are afraid of education, afraid of modern medicine, immigrants, minorities, Muslims, the radical leftist lunatics, protestors and women (unless they are Iranian protestors or Iranian women that they truly believe their cult king is trying to rescue) . The cult maintains power through fear. That’s how they control them.

They truly believe Iran was minutes away from getting a nuclear weapon. They hate the Pope. Even the Catholics. A MAGA Catholic is a wild breed. They think the Pope wants Iran to have a nuclear weapon. They don’t care what the justification for the not-a-war in Iran is - whether it is for the poor, oppressed women and people of Iran just trying to exercise their freedom of speech or whether it was to stop Iran from getting a nuclear weapon, forgetting that we already supposedly “obliterated” their nuclear capabilities a few months ago.

They aren’t racist cunts because they really care about Iranians so long as they stay in Iran.

They really believe that the high gas prices are Biden’s fault and nothing to do with the not-a-war and blockade in Iran. They don’t appear to comprehend that the high cost of fuel is the reason why they just spent $225 on two bags of groceries. But hey? “Patriots” should starve, right? “Patriots” should get sick and die without healthcare and even with health insurance should go into a lifetime of fucking debt. That’s the MAGA American Dream.

You’ll be a billionaire soon! As soon as all those brown people are removed from the United States! On your dime! After being housed (also on your dime) in for profit detention centers that are making everyone else rich!

Never mind that the American government is actually oppressing EVERYONE and executing protestors on the streets. Don’t worry about that! Be afraid of the nuclear weapon that never was actually coming instead!

The contradictions that everyone else on Earth can plainly see don’t mean anything to them. They just hear shit and spit it out like parrots. Or Stepford Wives or something.

When I’m forcing myself to be optimistic, I remind myself that even those Stepford bitches got deprogrammed eventually.

These MAGA super twats that want women to behave this way? There have been ALL sorts of movies and books warning us about this shit. Art is rarely just entertainment if you are willing to actually fire your synapses and think about it. Yet these lunatic white Christian nationalists would drag us back to the fucking Dark Ages if they could and they’ve been pretty successful being that MAGA morons’ synapses are incapable of firing. You’ve been being warned about this shit for your whole lives in one way or another BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE UNDER CONTROL.

The women that support this garbage are the worst ones. Fucking hypocrites. The Erika Kirks and the Serena Joys and the Katie Millers. All these dumb bitches that are enablers of the patriarchy.

They are absolutely sure that every Democrat is committing fraud. That Cheat-o’s Administration indicting Comey for seashells is normal. That Crazy Coke Eyes and Company have been investigating those seashells for the last YEAR. That must have been why everyone was too busy to look into that Epstein shit. They have no problem with there being no investigation or arrests linked to the Epstein files. They have no problem with there being no investigation or arrests linked to the executions of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. They REALLY believe that Renee Good and Alex Pretti deserved whatever they got.

I’m telling you right now. There’s not going to be an election. If there is an election, it will be a fucking sham. And if that ballroom is built “ahead of schedule” he’ll lock himself in there and never fucking leave and rule like a tyrant ordering his Gestapo goons and minions around like fucking Dr. Evil in his secret fucking volcano lair.

That’s right. Even idiotic comedies were warning you about this sort of shit.

Except back then, everyone laughed at the absurdity of this clown. Now half a nation is under his spell.

They REALLY think they are the good guys. They truly believe this. They truly believe they are the “patriots”. They firmly believe they are on the right side of history.

They have no clue how soon it can turn on them. Those of us with functioning brains do though. We’ve been screaming the warnings at the top of our fucking lungs.

They’re next. They’ve just been convinced that that is exactly what they want.