No Angel Born in Hell Could Break That Satan's Spell
He still hasn’t stopped for a nap. He must be in some caffeine induced frenzy. Now he’s all over the place BEGGING for Israel and Iran to stop fighting. It would be hilarious if the fate of the world didn’t hang in the balance.
THE CEASEFIRE IS NOW IN EFFECT. PLEASE DO NOT VIOLATE IT! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
ISRAEL. DO NOT DROP THOSE BOMBS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR PILOTS HOME, NOW! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
ISRAEL is not going to attack Iran. All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly “Plane Wave” to Iran. Nobody will be hurt, the Ceasefire is in effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
IRAN WILL NEVER REBUILD THEIR NUCLEAR FACILITIES!
Classic Jedi Mind Trick.
Also, what is a “friendly plane wave”?
Weird how he has to sign off with “Donald J. Trump, President of the United States” every time, as if we could forget that we have been plunged into this fucking never-ending nightmare. Also the “thank you for your attention to this matter” thing is ridiculous at this point.
He did take a break from using the Force for evil to lambast Jerome Powell and Congress though. He’s so great at multitasking.
“Too Late” Jerome Powell, of the Fed, will be in Congress today in order to explain, among other things, why he is refusing to lower the Rate. Europe has had 10 cuts, we have had ZERO. No inflation, great economy - We should be at least two to three points lower. Would save the USA 800 Billion Dollars Per Year, plus. What a difference this would make. If things later change to the negative, increase the Rate. I hope Congress really works this very dumb, hardheaded person, over. We will be paying for his incompetence for many years to come. THE BOARD SHOULD ACTIVATE. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
No mention about how his blond bimbo fluffer AG Barbie was grilled relentlessly and couldn’t answer a single fucking question. Or how she showed her whole fucking ass and couldn’t even pretend to be a fucking ethical professional. Why doesn’t she and the rest of this absurd administration understand that THEY HAVE TO ANSWER TO CONGRESS? And the American people? And that they can’t just disregard the judiciary?
Meanwhile, that mentally deficient and audacious chip off the old block is over there just grifting for Jesus.
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That post has been pinned to his profile since September 30th, 2024. Yet 5 days ago, the orange daddy’s boys kinda started distancing themselves from this scheme. It’s fucking wild just how much fucking money this crime family has made off of these conned cult dingbats.
His conned cult echo chamber profile lists himself as a “Meme War General” and his pronouns as “Your Hero” along with a “Biden” cover photo and a profile pic of him and orange daddy dearest in the Oval. Cute.
Dummy Don Jr. doesn’t realize that he is, in fact, a neocon, and he posted this:
Yes!!!!! Neocons gonna go from celebrating to suicide in record time.
Neocon doesn’t mean what he thinks it means and also he, like his father, appears to be unable to grasp the concept of democracy. Every accusation is a confession. Also, hey Donnie Boy! You can find a doctor to assist you with that suicide thing right there in D.C., just FYI. Why don’t you take your dad and the rest of the Cabinet of Schmucks with you for a consult!?!?!?
He’s got his own propaganda podcast with 1.6 million followers. It’s basically an irrelevant pretty boy riding daddy’s coattails screeching about “fake news” while conning idiots into investing in his family’s bitcoin schemes. People really fall for this shit. We are really so far gone as a fucking society.
Still foaming at the mouth, he has continued on the conned cult echo chamber with more demented ranting.
He’s going to NATO to see his “very good European friends”, who he has fucked over and alienated from day one. I’m sure they can’t wait to see him! He also apparently brokered a deal between China and Iran for oil. He continued on his rant against Congressman Massie. And then posted a text message from Mark Rutte blowing some smoke up his ass.
Why do people keep texting him when he posts screenshots for all the world to see? It’s weird, right? Even if you are trying to just placate his dumb ass, why would you want anyone to see it? It’s ridiculous.
Then he went wild on AOC. He’s completely terrified of her and it is hilarious to see. And also claimed that we have peace in the world even though Iran and Israel are still bombing each other. He thanked Huckabee for being a great ambassador to Israel. Three posts on how MAGA voters back Iran and “reject isolationism”. Reject isolationism? MAGA is the very definition of isolationism. But OK, whatever.
And then……………..from Faux News……………..he’s nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for ……………… I’m not sure what. They’re still fighting in Israel and Iran. But apparently, he did ……………something?
There’s a post about how a whole million illegals self deported which somehow raised wages. If it did it is only because Americans won’t do those jobs for what the companies are paying and also that’s why all the prices will increase for everything, but sure. Claim it as a success.
Then there’s a post with a bunch of conned cult dingbats praising him. Actually, there are two. Can’t keep up with him. He must have had at least 15 diet cokes by now even though it isn’t even noon yet.
And then a post about how both Israel and Iran wanted him to end the war and it was his honor to do so. And a post railing against NATO.
How long do you think it takes to fly to Europe on Air Force One? I mean, how long are we really going to be in for this relentless posting? We are looking at a couple of hours AT LEAST, right?
He reposted some garbage from Gregg Jarrett, screamed in all caps that what Biden did to this country should never be forgotten, reposted some crap from David M. Friedman thanking him for his courage, intellect and instincts, and a statement from Jeb Bush, as well as a statement from Charlie Kirk indicating that he should get the Nobel Prize along with one saying Cheetolini gave an historic masterclass - in what, no one knows, but OK. Then, a repost of Mark fucking Levin licking his orange asshole.
Someone really should put him down for a fucking nap. Seriously.
There’s a letter from the International Longshoreman’s Association thanking him for bombing Iran, screenshots of an article about the Supreme Court allowing the administration of the absurd to deport people to third world hell holes, which he’s super proud of, a Faux News headline claiming Cheeto has changed the trajectory of the history of the Middle East, more Gregg Jarrett trash about the deployment of the National Guard, a screenshot of an article about wage growth, a video of Jasmine Crockett telling us how the Constitution actually works, a video of himself saying Iranians are good business people and have a lot of oil and they will do a great job (at what? No one knows), a video of him meeting the King of the Netherlands, and a video of him putting on his MAGA hat and coming down the steps of Air Force One upon his arrival for the NATO meeting.
Maybe he’ll finally shut up and calm the fuck down? I mean, I’m sure there’s some sort of state dinner he needs to attend and surely it’s rude to have your phone out and be scrolling social media when you’re with an actual king. Then again, maybe he’ll just fall asleep. Who knows?
It’s definitely bed time in the Netherlands, and our fearless cult leader has had a long day and night. It takes a lot of energy to spew all that lunacy. Also, he’s gonna need to rest up and get his beauty sleep because surely he’s going to go on yet another tirade when he sees the reports that his bombs didn’t do the damage he keeps insisting they did. Or that the ceasefire is super shaky and his fem bot Press Secretary Barbie is basically admitting that the Administration of the Absurd only hires unqualified shit heads since she is insisting that intelligence community is full of “low level losers”. Nothing makes him angrier than when it is pointed out that he is an impotent and irrelevant man child.